In a shock move, Angelina Jolie has decided to cut short filming in Bosnia for her new movie due to pressure from The Association of Women Victims of War, a group apparently upset by the whole “rape victim falling in love with rapist” thing Jolie is going for. Who knew? Anyway, shooting is moving to Hungary, where I guess there is no rape so no one can be offended.
Cheers to alert reader Mimi for
this one. James Blunt is claiming that he prevented WWIII when, as a British soldier in Kosovo, he refused orders from Wesley Clark to attack Russian troops. I’m also getting word that he
saved Haiti by covering R.E.M’s “Everybody Hurts” for charity and
saved the Swiss town of Verbier by providing a a new ski lift (he owns a chalet there). We should all be thanking our lucky stars that
this man was born.
Former allies of Andry Rajoelina have
attempted a coup in Madagascar. Col. Charles Andrianasoavin has claimed the nation. Rajoelina disagrees. But the real question is when are we gonna hear a
DJ Rajoelina-produced diss track against the plotters? The world waits…