WTF Friday, 12/9/2016

Everything is basically awful.

We’re rapidly running out of giraffes, American life expectancy dropped for the first time in over two decades, and 2016 continues its merciless extermination campaign against all the good celebrities.

Russia is moving new nuclear-capable missiles to the Baltic, hate crimes have replaced baseball as the new American pastime,  and atrocities continue unchecked in Iraq, Syria, Burma, and South Sudan.

On the bright side, though, against all expectations, Gambia’s lunatic dictator Yahya Jammeh conceded defeat in last week’s election. And somewhere, a lion cub and an otter are inexplicably living together in a people house:

Kate Cronin-Furman

One Comment

  1. Hahahahaha! Silly you. You gave 2016 and the last week credit for something good with Jammeh conceding. That’s so cute! You didn’t want long enough for his “just kidding.” It was a lovely topper to a crap week in a crap year. We can’t even be excited about Ghana’s transition because that’s how they roll.

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