Armed bandits stole a cooler filled with Ebola-infected blood in Guinea;
The deaths of 13 Indian women following coercive sterilization surgery was traced to antibiotics contaminated with rat poison;
Bill Cosby turned out to be an even bigger rapist than we already knew;
News broke that the Indonesian National Police requires female applicants to submit to so-called “virginity tests”;
U.S. Ambassador Charles Twining’s car was shot up by a member of the South Sudanese presidential guard;
More than seven feet of snow fell in Buffalo, killing at least 13 people;
And my hipster business name is apparently “Weather & Blood”.
Anyone else ready for the weekend?