Today in Total Wastes of Delicious Pig Fat

Apparently the list of things that exist now includes “ballistic paint infused with pork to make it ‘unclean’ for jihadists.”

An Idaho-based ammunition company, “Jihawg Ammo” (yeesh), is billing its pork-coated bullets as “a natural deterrent to the ever growing threat of radical Islam and Sharia Law.” According to Jihawg’s reading of the Koran, Muslims believe that “becoming ‘unclean’ during Jihad will prevent their attaining entrance into heaven.” Thus, by shooting a Muslim with pork-infused bullets, “you don’t just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to Hell.”

Shockingly, a religious studies expert consulted by Huffington Post suggested that the ammo company may have erred in their textual exegesis. “To my knowledge,” said Gonzaga University professor Sharon Dunn, “Muslims, especially unknowingly, would not be banned from heaven for eating or getting hit by pork.”




Kate Cronin-Furman

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