WTF Friday, 8/24/2012

It’s still Thursday for another 12 hours in my current time zone, but I’m calling it for this week:

An elected judge in Lubbock County, Texas has announced that the United States risks descending into civil war if President Obama is reelected. An armed insurrection will become necessary, Judge Head believes, in order to battle the UN troops that will pour into US territory when Obama surrenders sovereignty of the country to the United Nations. Because the UN would DEFINITELY want to take that on.

I don’t think there’s anything I can add to make this funnier than it already is, so I’ll just echo Lubbock County Commissioner Gilbert Flores’s advice to Judge Head: “I think you better plan to go fishing pretty soon.”

Kate Cronin-Furman

2 Comments

  1. What I find the most hilarious is the (stereo)typical Texan assuption that, of all of the possible places the UN could invade, Texas would somehow make it to the top of the list…

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