Don’t worry, guys. I’m back and I only missed three of the four fist fights in the Somali Parliament.
Looks like the Justice Department, after 85 years, has finally gotten around to broadening the definition of rape. Unfortunately, some commenters on CNN took this not as good news, but instead as an opportunity to make “cougar” jokes.
Lastly, let us not mourn Kim Jong-il, but instead look back at the good times.