Here are some suggestions:
- A Bashir-catching net.
- A sparkly headband for keeping the hair off his face while gazing pensively into the middle distance at Scheveningen beach. (It’s hard to think deep thoughts about international justice in all that wind without proper headgear. Trust me, I’ve tried.)
- A cocktail set for preparing rapetinis, official drink of “giving a voice to rape victims.”
- This t-shirt:
*Hattip to everyone in my department who sent me the link to that shirt. Thanks guys!