In weird and creepy news, Saudi Clerics have issued a Fatwa suggesting that men drink women’s breast milk so they can be alone with them. Oh that doesn’t make perfect sense to you? Well apparently, if a man does this, the man becomes a relative of the woman, and can therefore be alone with her in necessary situations such as at work, and they can both avoid lashings. I guess fewer lashings, no matter how discomforting the means, is a good thing. (Hat tip to someone named “Kate Cronin-Furman”).