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This is like the time my friend in college was gay, and apparently closeted, but I had not realized and had always assumed he was gay, and then he came out and was all “ta-DA! Gay!” and everyone else was all “shock!” and “amazement!” but I was more like “Um, really? You were not tipped off by the fake tan and the super-camp mannerisms and the sleeping with men??”

I’m just saying.

Amanda Taub

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