I had a really great idea for a reality show a while back. It would be sort of loosely based on “Big Brother” and would involve a group of the world’s deposed dictators sharing a house. Perhaps a nice seaside villa in Calabar, Nigeria. They’d do chores, and participate in challenges (I’m thinking elephant polo), or maybe all run a lemonade stand together, with the proceeds going to support demobilization and reintegration of child soldiers. At the end of each week, viewers would text in their favorites, and the recipient of the fewest votes would get shipped off to the Hague.
Winner gets full amnesty.